What happened to Joe?

Athletes often need to get psyched up for big games. Different athletes have different ways of doing so. Some listen to specific music, others watch inspirational movies, and some teams go for swims in crocodile-infested waters.

Each of these methods has drawbacks; your I-pod might run out of batteries, for example. Or watching Rudy might cause issues for any diabetics on the team. Or you might exit the water with one fewer player than you entered with.

I mean, how awesome is that? You would think there would be a basic checklist before attempting that ceremony:
Everyone present?
Check.
We want to win?
Check.
"Crocodile repellent?
Check.
Can everyone swim?
No.
Okay, in we go.

Darwin has struck again. At least when he died it was for something important....