Books that need no sequel

Its time for a list: How about, the Top 5 Books that didn't need to be written?

5) Everyone Poops (yes, this is a real book)

4) If I Did It by OJ Simpson

3) The "Unauthorized biographies" of the Whores next Door...err, Girls next door

2_ Anything by VC Andrews

All of the above are wastes of paper bringing the world closer to the inevitable collapse under an avalanche of paper crap. But they pale in comparison to the awesomeness of this:

1) The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls includes author Ljubomir Erovic's favourite dishes, like testicle pizza and battered testicles.