They say records are made to be broken but...

Some numbers are just so big you have to wonder if they will ever be topped. For example, will anyone ever top the 100 points Wilt Chamberlain scored in an NBA game? Cy Young's win total? Cal Ripken's consecutive game streak?

But one record you thought would never be broken finally was. It is a record so prestigious that I just know you, like I, check every day to see the status. Has it fallen? Has anyone even come close?

And now, at last, we have the answer. Yes, the record has fallen. There is a new record holder...well, record holders... and we owe them much honor and respect.

I know I am just rehashing news you all know, but I still feel the need to report there is a new record for...wait for it...


Most racers wearing 3" stilettos. Who said that record would never fall?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"All the girls were pumped," - what a great line.

Riot Kitty said...

Yikes! I can't wear stilettos AT ALL, let alone racing...

JLee said...

That makes my feet hurt just looking at it...