Enter the lexicon...

Like enter the dragon, except this even average joes like us can do it.

Here is a phrase that is so purely awesome I know you will all start using it.

Then you will think about the ramifications and never use it again...but between starting to use it and realizing the real meaning will be the best ten minutes of your life.

"do not fart on me and tell me it is raining"

You are welcome. Go use it. Have fun.