I know you were all following the tournament moment by grueling moment. Who would make the next great play? Who would out-smart their opponent and bring home the trophy?
And now we know.
It was an American. By the time the final two players were the only ones left standing, we knew it would be.
What a great day! Wave the flag! Sing the National Anthem! Let your national pride be heard, for once more the World Champion is from our great nation.
I just knew on that last throw that Tim Bulkin was going to throw Rock...good thing Tim Conrad covered him with paper to become the 2009 Rock-Paper-Scissors Champion.
Just how a professional makes a living in a "sport" where the grand prize is 7000 dollars I am not sure. Why they have separate "professional" and "amateur" divisions is also something I am unsure of.
Oh, well. At least it wasn't chess-boxing.
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