Goodbye, Cruel world...just not yet.

It seemed like the perfect plan. There was just one...small...tiny...minuscule problem. If only Milo Bogisic had realized his brain was much too small to hit before trying to commit suicide in the coffin he had just bought.

I know, I know, you wouldn't think an attempted suicide could be funny. But it so is. Dude, inside a coffin, STILL could not aim well enough to hit what he was shooting at. The old jokes about, "you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn...if you were INSIDE it" have just been replaced with "you couldn't commit suicide if you shot yourself while inside a coffin".

We can only hope next time he decides to jump in front of a train instead...not realizing toy trains really don't do all that much damage.