Favorite things to do on the toilet

"A new survey of Britons' favourite toilet activities reveal that we enjoy reading, chatting and texting on the loo."

"The study also suggested people mostly thought about food while on the toilet, and that men were more likely to look around for a distraction than women."

Maybe it is just me, but my favorite thing to do on the toilet is a bit simpler than reading, chatting...

Chatting? Please tell me that is not your preferred location to engage in conversation...

or texting. No, my favorite activity while on the toilet is surprisingly more civil than those above. I like to poop. Or pee. But maybe that is just me.

Maybe I am behind the times. Maybe that is the new location for social activities. Coming soon to a toilet stall near you; Someone proposing. You know it is going to happen. I just hope it doesn't happen to you.