So, uh...new ink on your arm?

It must be a common conversation.

"Got a new tattoo, eh?"

"Yup."

"Is that...is that the name of...excuse me, I don't wish to be rude, but is that the name of a, uh...a house of ill repute?"

"Come again?"

"Your new tat. Is that the name of a whore house?"
"Well I never...that is very impolite."

"Sorry."

"You should be. It is the name of a brothel."

*** silence ***

"Uhm...not that I am curious...but why would you have the name of a cat hou...err, brothel...tattooed on your arm?"

"Because it gets me free entry for life...to the club, not the girls, mind you...and discounts on lap dances and, uh, other services."

"Oh, well in that case, sign me up."