I am thinking of changing my name

Much like Homer Simpson in the classic episode where he changes his name to "Max Power", I am thinking of changing my name.

In his case, he got it off a vaccuum cleaner and it was the only one he spelled correctly. In my case, I simply want to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for having either the coolest name in history or the longest.

Unfortunately, my first two choices are already taken.

The former George Garrett snapped up Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined mere hours before I was able to and my preferred name was taken back in 1984. You remember Texan Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Williams don't you?