The life of a cop is too hard. Someone should do something about that...

Fortunately, someone did.

Dariusz Mazowiecki suspected he might be a bit too drunk to drive. But how to find out? I mean, he did not want to put cops to the trouble of chasing him down to administer a test. So he did what any potential criminal should do; before committing the crime he decided to check with the police to see if it would be a crime.

Well, SORT OF before committing it...to see if he were drunk, he drove to the police station to see if he was too drunk to drive.

There is a flaw in that plan somewhere...something about the timing of driving, where he was driving to, I don't know...I can't put my finger on where his plan went awry, but since he was arrested and lost his license to drive, I know there was a flaw.

Oh, well, it could be worse. I mean, it is not as if he was arrested for breaking into the police station...