I am proud to say the US is becoming less violent

Previously on Darth Weasel Jedi Mind Tricks you, we had stories about "lovers" who had disagreements followed by death by microwave, shootings over warm beer, and other such warm, fuzzy tales of love ending in the death of one party.

So today, in the Spirit of Christmas, we bring you the tale of an argument gone right.

The couple was, as is typical in these tales, A) deeply in love (?), and B) arguing. The woman, being angered, elected to handle it in a calm, mature fashion. She did not rip the microwave off the counter and beat her husband to death, she did not grab a nearby pistol and put a slug in him, she didn't even crank the Barry Manilow or John Tesh music. She just knocked him out with a thrown potato. Yeah, that is a moment he can be proud of with his friends...