Well, seems like an Australian row was started by Eagle Boys Pizza. Seems they are complaining that another chain shrunk the size of their pizzas.
Shockingly, that chain not only admitted it...they threw a third competitor under the bus, claiming Pizza Hut was first to shrink their pizza in search of more dough, and that market conditions demanded chain two do so too. Why, they ask, did Eagle Boys Pizza choose to come after them instead of Pizza Hut?
I think the answer is obvious. The case of the Shrinking Pizzas must stop somewhere before they all fall like Dominos...
4 years ago
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Did you see the part where they accused Domino's drivers of having small penises, just like the smaller pizzas? ;)
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