Mommy, mommy, can I ride that?

I love amusement parks. Emily and I have discussed future plans for visits to a variety of them. Of course, for me it is mostly about the rides, not the ambience. No matter how big a fan I might be of the Warner Bros. cartoons (and the answer is A HUGE ONE), if a park had the Warner Bros characters running around, Bugs Bunny themed restaraunts, Yosemite Sam themed shows, but the rides stunk I still wouldn't go.

I have been around people who were the opposite. They loved going into the shops, getting autographs from the characters (why is a Goofy autograph from some high school kid working a summer job in a super hot Goofy costume more "authentic" than one I write myself?) and enjoying the experience.

Well, now we have the perfect amusement park for everyone. Well, maybe not everyone...I really can't tell you what rides the park has. Or restaraunts. Or what type of shows. But what I can tell you is the amusement parks greatest claim to fame; this Chinese Theme park claims to have built the World's Largest Penis. If that ain't family fare I don't know what is...


and man, I WISH I was making this up...