Dying for a cause

There are a lot of good reasons to die. In fact, this seems like a good time for a list:

5) For country; this is a heroes death

4) To defend your loved ones

3) To defend an innocent stranger

2) To give vital organs to those in need

and the number one, best reason to die:

1) You dropped your cell phone in the sewer, went after it, get wedged in, and are so fat it takes 6 people to pull you out, but of course by that time you have drowned....but hey, at least you know where your cell phone was.

Of course, there was precedent...like the teen who drowned trtiny to retrieve a cell from a river...

what a crying shame you couldn't get a replacement phone for 40 or 50 bucks, then it would be worth less than their life...