A judge learns reason

A while ago I wrote about a truly offensive moron. It was about a man, a representative of justice...a judge. This is a man at the pinnacle of our justice system. If we cannot trust the people responsible for making sure the law is upheld equitably and fairly then the system will crumble. There can be no trust whatsoever and we teeter on the brink of anarchy.

So my critique, while intended to be humorous, was also serious. Well, today I am proud to announce that Judge Pearson saw the error of his ways. He agreed with us that, in demanding 67 MILLION DOLLARS for a missing pair of pants he was, in fact, being outrageous and ridiculous. So in a spirit of being reasonable he rescinded his unreasonable demands. Now he only wants a much more reasonable 54 million.