Jimmy Hoffa ain't got nothin' on soccer fan

It is a long held belief by many people that former Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa was "buried" in the cement under Giants Stadium or somewhere under the turf. So well known is this story that in one Simpsons episode the Springfield Mafia buries a guy under the turf of their local stadium...and the outline of the body sticks high enough above the turf that it trips a player. We all "got" the joke.

Soccer fan studies his history. So when Scottish soccerfan was working on Englands famous Wembley they decided to do their own Hoffa. So they buried Scottish gear under various portions of the stadium. Because, you know, having your scarve under the goalposts will make your players more talented and less Beckham-like...