Honey, where did you put the stove?

If you are anything like most people there have been times you felt compelled to ask your significant other to help you locate something.

"Honey, where did I put my keys?"

"Sugar, where is the remote?"

"Babe, have you seen our kitchen?"

What the...someone stole all the kitchen appliances? How did that internal monologue go?

"What's all this then? Master Elstub nipped out of the country for a jaunt? Well, let's visit his dwelling and help ourselves to a few things...no jewelry, money, or plasma tvs...we just want his stove, refrigerator, and freezer..."