So, uh....what do you do for a living?

There are some jobs that are just too cool not to brag about and others you sort of try to hide. For example, garbage collector? Embarrassing. Hence the rise of the Sanitation Disposal Engineer. Prostitute is embarrassing so we call her intern.

On the other hand, when is the last time someone tried to hide a job like "I play basketball" or "I'm a rapper" or "I'm a condom tester"