Does this mean I'm fired?

Upendra Yadav had a job. He was to milk the cows. One day he didn't feel like it. Now, all of us, at one time or another, have had moments when we did not feel like doing our jobs. Most of us do them anyway. Some of us don't. He didn't.

When you fail to do your job there are often consequences. Being written up. Pay cuts. Suspensions. Or, in the case of Upendra Yadav , being beheaded.

Guess he shouldn't have asked for his severance package...