Things to do if you steal a cell phone

There are many ways to amuse yourself with a stolen cell phone

5) download expensive applications you have always wondered about. After all, you aren't paying for it...

4) Call Australia. Ask them to flush the toilet. Ascertain which direction the water circles.

3) Call Moe's Tavern with clever prank names.

2) Make all those 900# calls you don't want to show up on your bill and embarrass you

1) Give out YOUR address when someone calls to tell you that you won a lifetime supply of beer in a contest you did not enter...

I mean, seriously...when criminals are this smart, what chance do the police have? It reminds me of the Simpsons episode where traffic ticket fine avoiders are told they get a free boat, jsut to show up at the police station to collect it...so they essentially turn themselves in. It was pretty funny. Not as funny as a real-life moron answering a call on a stolen cell phone and giving the police his home address...but still pretty funny.