5 things to remember on your first day at a new job

5) Show up on time.

4) Treat everyone with courtesy and respect.

3) Know proper dress and behavior codes.

2) Keep your personal life separate.

1) Don't burn down a 5 million dollar house.

This public service announcement brought to you by someone who has never, even on the 100th day of work, burned down a $5,000,000 house....