Ways to make mom proud

Not too long ago I wrote about the genius wanting to get in the Guiness Book of World Records because he thinks he has the largest piece of skin removed in one go. I also mentioned the important record setting attempt to pedal the most miles on a stationary bike to get in said book. And a third time I brought up the wonderful example of the man trying to get in that tome of utility and usefulness for the most marriages by one idiot....err, person.

Well, joining our list of illustrious records well worth pursuing is the dude who wants the record for eating the most chilies. Quiroz must be making his family and friends proud. Such a record...who wouldn't recognize him with the fame that record would bring? Thanks for nothing, Quiroz.