Tigger fearsome? Ha!

Remember the story of the Tigger dude slapping the boy at Disney? (I am quite unsurprized, by the way, how few of the places that trumpeted the ill behavior have not printed retractions or updated the story mentioning that, upon further review, the kid was strangling the giant animal...but I digress. Excuse me. You should always excise yourself after digressing as a matter of politeness.)

Well...Disney has never been known for the violent nature of its denizens and Lucasfilms was feeling slighted so they sent a Wookie to do a Wookies job...or words to that effect...

Now, it is sad enough to be 42 and working as a fictional semi-animated character. But there is something worse when you decide someone asking you to stop harrassing their clients is a good reason to head butt the tour guide. Enjoy your sentence, hope it was worth it, dude.

Seriously, if you are 40+ and still feel compelled to play dress up, at least make it respectable and go get a giant Oscar Meyer Wiener costume or something. At least then you won't feel silly being the "costumed vigilante being booked on suspicion of assault and battery"...no, there is a costume you can feel proud of...