Which is worse?

Someone buying dozens of pairs of "quite good quality" panties and putting them on road signs and headstones? Or making the headline "Police Probe Underwear"?

I think it says a lot about the status of lawmaking everywhere that the police would say, "We don't know if it's a criminal offence or a prank. If it's a prank, please tell us."

And if we don't tell you, is it then a crime? Which crime? Littering? I may not probe that one too much further...

2 comments:

Riot Kitty said...

That sound you hear is me laughing...

Unknown said...

Anytime you're not sure whether something is a crime or a prank, you need to take another look at your laws. Because if they are too nebulous for officials to be certain of, how are everyday citizens supposed to understand them?