This Week's Divorce of the Week

Our thanks to Ivan Dimitrov for proving that people of all nation's can be idiots. Seems he has been more or less happily married for over a decade and a half. And his wife must care...she has been trying to prepare one of his favorite dishes. Or so he thought...because he certainly enjoyed it for 6 months. But shame, shame, shame....even though he enjoyed it at the time, in retrospect he did not like it as much as he thought he did. How do we know? Well...

"She knows I absolutely hate pumpkins and she lied to me for months about it just because the pumpkins were cheap."

Yes...he does hate them. And clearly did not enjoy them at all for 6 months (after he discovered the food he enjoyed while eating it he really had not enjoyed after all).

But at least he is not all stupid...he did get loose with this gem.

"What else has she been lying about? What man could trust a woman who fed him pumpkins for half a year?"

Well said Ivan. Now go make your own pie.