It is time for our idiotic headline of the week

There are some things that should be known intuitively. There is no need for research to discover them.

For example; if you eat 10,000 calories a day and do not exercise, I do not need a study to realize you are going to weigh more than you should.

If you drive 100 mph at night with no headlights you are more likely to be involved in a serious accident than a person driving 35 mph with headlights.

There is really no need for a study. We know these things without needing to check. They are the height of obvious.

Apparently our schoolteachers are not that sharp.

It apparently required a study to "discover" that people who miss a lot of school end up having a hard time getting an education.


Suddenly those famous studies to see if cow flatulence is causing global warming seem pretty smart...

3 comments:

Riot Kitty said...

Seriously? This is in the "no shit, Sherlock!" category...but you already knew that.

G said...

But..but...but...but those studies are only putting a hard earned tax dollars to work!

Darth Weasel said...

agree wholeheartedly with the both of you