I know many of you have already heard about this...but I cannot stop laughing, so here goes.
While the wife was shopping for a dress for an upcoming wedding...hopefully not hers or mine, but hey, lets keep an open mind...I was idly riffling through a stack of books.
And there I ran across perhaps the single greatest sentence in the history of great sentences.
The author, Pamela Hill, in this book published in 1976, is touted as ""One of the greatest living novelists of high romance and demonic obsession."
Wow. First off, who knew the field of high romance and demonic obsession had enough authors to need ranking as "one of the greatest".
Second, why the need to specify "living"? How many of the best authors of high romance and demonic obsession are dead? Like, maybe they were actually possessed and began writing tremendous tales of high romance and demonic obsession only after they passed beyond?
So many questions have been raised.
Like.."High romance". Are they doing pot? Coke? LSD? Is it being high and romantic that led to getting possessed?
I am just so impressed by this that I am dedicating my life to finding and reading one of her books. And maybe, just maybe, one day I too can be one of the world's best authors in a typical field like stories of sports and farming underwater cabbage.
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