You see, there is a real problem developing.
An event I have planned for nearly a year is here.
I have planned my strategy. Adjusted it. Altered it, tweaked it, perfected it.
I know the moves to make, the order to make them in. the plan is perfect.
I shall blow well past the efforts of last year and the year before.
The problem is...my partner in crime is in Washington DC with no current plans to return in time to partake.
Whatever will I do? The world will be a much inferior place if I cannot top last years 10 plate shrimp feast... so who is up for shrimpfest 2010?
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