The sharpest tool in the shed? let's think about that...

Actual conversation held today with a client. Names have been changed to protect the incompetent.

"Yes, John Doe, I have your quote on that special hanger you need. It will be X dollars, plus a little bit of freight."
John: "Thanks, Darth. Is there a picture available of it?"

Long, embarrassed pause.

"Yes, John, there is...if you need a picture of what we are quoting, I can fax you the picture you faxed me to get quoted."


Riot Kitty said...

No way!! That is too good.

G said...

How 'bout:

"My paycheck isn't in the old account and it isn't in the new account. Where is it?"