I have previously offered to help those who, with IQs somewhere in the low 10s, still want to enter a life of crime but need help planning.
I mean, if you are doing things like returning to your attempted break in after the alarm goes off, you clearly need help.
I surely could have helped that guy. Or the many, many others I have seen who deserve the "Dumb Criminals" tag I use.
And it would be so easy...let me help you plan your crime. A few observatsions. Well, just one, really...
If you really, really must break the law, if you really think it is a good idea to say, rob a bank...whatever you say, whatever you do, DON'T call ahead to tell them you are coming.
What I wanted to say - Dear Tootie, You are no longer suffering, and for that I am grateful. I've gone through so many feelings since you left this world Saturday. Grief, relief...
1 week ago