Problem is...they were all correct.
See, he tried to break in to a pharmacy. His tools proved inadequate to the task so he left with the alarm blaring and going off.
The cops came to answer the alarm and got a surprise.
What, exactly, will his defense be at his trial?
"I figured they would figure it was a false alarm and be gone."
"I knew the Maytag repair man was busy and wanted to help out."
"I am an idiot." Oh, wait a second...