If at first you don't succeed, try, try again

Some people said he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Others said he wasn't the brightest bulb in the lamp. Still others said something about crayons in reference to him.

Problem is...they were all correct. 

See, he tried to break in to a pharmacy. His tools proved inadequate to the task so he left with the alarm blaring and going off.

The cops came to answer the alarm and got a surprise.

The not so sharp tool had returned. With more tools to continue his break in attempt. 

What, exactly, will his defense be at his trial? 

"I figured they would figure it was a false alarm and be gone."

"I knew the Maytag repair man was busy and wanted to help out."

"I am an idiot." Oh, wait a second...