You know, the wrong questions are asked when people try to figure out what they want to do.
People consider weird, irrelevant things like...
How much money can I make?
Can I help people?
Can I qualify for this job?
Will this job make my parents proud?
When any fool knows the real question to ask when considering what career to pursue is, "What vocabulary can I use and still look cool?"
See, if that was the question people asked, almost everyone would choose to be a historian.
After all, when you are a historian, you do not look stupid when you say things like this:
"While I was masticating my food, it occurred to me the rein of Galba would have been longer had he not pettifogged the soldiers over the donative."
But if you are not a historian and say that, everyone looks at you like you are an idiot.
So yeah, if you want to use awesome words like "pettifogger", be a historian. Everything else is just second best.
What I wanted to say - Dear Tootie, You are no longer suffering, and for that I am grateful. I've gone through so many feelings since you left this world Saturday. Grief, relief...
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