Exciting News

My buddy Alan is in town and we are supposed to reprise an effort from a year ago.

See, we both love shrimp.

And we both eat. A lot.

In his case, it is justified. He does Ironmans and bikes hundreds of miles and swims and so forth.

I pretty much just mock people. Not quite as much exercise, but a lot more fun...

Anyway, last time he was here we went to Red Lobster for their all you can eat shrimp fest. I knocked off 12 plates...which paled in comparison to his 14.

Well, not everyone got to see the carnage. So this year, there will be an additional feature.

Yes, friends, if you stay tune to your computer, you can keep up with us as we destroy the place. Since I can "mobile blog" up to 160 characters, I can post what we order so you can thrill to the consumption of ridiculous quantities of food.

Can you think of anything better to do with your Saturday night than sit by your computer constantly refreshing to see how many plates of shrimp the two idio....GENIUSES are up to? I am pretty sure I can't.

And yes, you can thank me now for the announcement there will no charge for this service.

I know, I know...I rule. Go me.

4 comments:

pheromone girl said...

Um, darth, I think I have to wash my hair that night. So sorry...

Darth Weasel said...

so throw it in the machine and come on down...



yes, I got off a bald joke. this day just keeps getting better.

Riot Kitty said...

You have to be KIDDING about that many plates of food.

Fullur said...

Who said anything about food? We are talking about shrimp. To classify it as food is an insult to the wonderful substance that is shrimp. ;)