Goose makes me look normal...

Actual conversation at a table where six of us were playing Phase 10

Player A discards a card, one that apparently the Goose needed because she responded with something about like this:

Goose:"Aaauuuuuuaaaghhrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh...."

Me: "What was that? Are you constipated?"

Goose: "Not any more."