I have not written a horrible joke for a while, so...

She answered the phone. "Hello?"
"Babe? Bad news. I was in a terrible accident. I lost my ear."
She: "That's okay, babe, I love you, not your looks."
He: Good, because it is worse. I actually also lost my nose. You can see right inside my head."
She: "That is okay babe, I love you, not your looks."
He: "I am so happy to hear that, but it gets worse. I lost an arm."
She: That is okay, babe, you are a good person. We will get through this together."
He: "I am so happy to hear that."
She: "So that is all that happened? You just lost your nose, ear and arm?"
He: "Well, those are the only things you can see. I also lost two digits on my left foot, but you will never notice because I will always wear shoes."
She: "Sorry, I can never see you again. I am lack toes intolerant."


(If you don't get the joke, read the last line out loud. You still won't laugh, but at least you will "get" it.)

4 comments:

Riot Kitty said...

Groan!

Granny Annie said...

Make sure Kay Dennison sees this. She's the queen of groaners and this one definitely should win some kind of prize. Lack Toes! LOL

Anonymous said...

yes!

Riot Kitty said...

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