"Babe? Bad news. I was in a terrible accident. I lost my ear."
She: "That's okay, babe, I love you, not your looks."
He: Good, because it is worse. I actually also lost my nose. You can see right inside my head."
She: "That is okay babe, I love you, not your looks."
He: "I am so happy to hear that, but it gets worse. I lost an arm."
She: That is okay, babe, you are a good person. We will get through this together."
He: "I am so happy to hear that."
She: "So that is all that happened? You just lost your nose, ear and arm?"
He: "Well, those are the only things you can see. I also lost two digits on my left foot, but you will never notice because I will always wear shoes."
She: "Sorry, I can never see you again. I am lack toes intolerant."
(If you don't get the joke, read the last line out loud. You still won't laugh, but at least you will "get" it.)
4 comments:
Groan!
Make sure Kay Dennison sees this. She's the queen of groaners and this one definitely should win some kind of prize. Lack Toes! LOL
yes!
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