Like...a pig tired of being pork, sausage, chops, links, etc. suddenly strapped on a bandanna and started throwing lead at the farmers? They could call him Hambo.
Unless, of course, he was reconstituted from fake parts, was actually a non-meat Pig replacement. We would call him Spambo.
Problem is...when you get to other animals, it actually happens. Take Bambo, for example. Distant cousin of Bambi. Angry at hunters. In fact, he struck back at the hunter who shot him.
Sadly, Bambo is no longer with us, but some day there will be a sequel. We will be looking for it.
4 comments:
Go Bambo!!
Couple of things. First, Bambi was a book? See what Disney does to literature? :P Second, what halfway smart hunter does not check to make sure the animal is dead before they let their guard down? What was this guy thinking?
Spambo is anti-hero to the extreme. A dangerous & morbid character, struggling with his identity as he leaves a bad taste in everyone's mouth.
lol, I can't believe the verification word I have to type in to post this is "meatsm"
Oh my, I loved your comment on my blog and I've seen your comments around but did not read your blog previously. Okay, now I'm acquainted with one of your blogs and must post Bambo Lives on my "I Love Your Blog" link. Hooray for Bambo!!!
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