So, uh...what, exactly, would that pic look like?

It was a great idea. I mean, think of all the spectacular moments you could capture:

- the frying pan to the dome that sent him to the hospital and her to the jail cell

- the look on his face when she told him she knew about the other woman

- the tears

- the economic devastation

and so many more fine photo ops. I mean, really, who WOULDN'T want a bunch of pictures of their divorce? A Divorce Photo Album, coming soon to the homes of idiots near you.