A talent noone should be without

Every so often you see things and you just start wondering...how did they come up with that?

Like the lady who makes her living riding a unicycle that is about 10' high who flips bowls from her foot on top of her head. I know she does it because she shows up at half time of a Blazer game every year. You wonder why she first decided to try flipping bowls while riding a unicycle.

Of course, that is a very reasonable talent. I mean, it isn't like she drinks water, then shoots it out of her eyeball about 10' to write calligraphy messages on a sheet...why, seeing something like that might make someone go blind from looking at awesomeness. 

"At that time I started to train myself and hone my eye spraying skills," he explained. After three years of intensive training, he found he could shoot water accurately up to 10ft from his eyes at will. Just think how awesome his life would be if he had taken those three years and trained himself in something useful...like how to fart Beethoven's Unfinished Symphony in such a way as to cause candles to flare up in a variety of colors.