How to make her love you:Part 9,999 in a series

The arrest was unexpected. After all, what other choices did he have? Let's review the sequence of events that led to the unexpected incarceration of the Wisconsin man. 

1) Got drunk

2) asked female roommate to have sex

3) was surprised when she did not find a drunk loser to be an attractive partner for sexual activity.

4) briefly considers options; 

    a) accepting her answer and moving on with his life

    b) taking the only other option available to him; going downstairs...

5) to urinate on her dog. 

Yeah, way to go, pal. If peeing on her dog won't make her have sex with you, maybe shoving her sister into a wall will...

Our society is worse off for missing your brilliant presence in our midst....