I keep offering, they keep ignoring.

Being a criminal is tough. There is so much to remember. So many questions that are hard to answer. Like, what if you are on a first date.

He: I like your smile.
She: Why, thank you, that is sweet. What do you do for a living?
He: I, ah liquidate assets for clients unaware of my services.


Translation: I steal stuff. But you really can't roam around SAYING that, right?

Hence my offer to plan theoretical crimes. I will remind you of the basics;
-if you are writing a demand note, don't do it on something like your bank slip
-have a get-away route and plan
- don't leave your daughter behind in the store if you set off an alarm while shop-lifting...

Hey, I am here to help. When will these idiots start taking advantage of it?