Luggage is fun

Of course you remember the person who left Grandma's urn and ashes in a motel room and, for those following closely, perhaps you remember the various snakes, fish, and birds people have packed in their suitcases and other luggage. But do you recall...the most famous...luggage...of all?

I would assume everyone knows to what I refer. I mean, luggage like this is not something you see every day. But perhaps it is something we should see more of. After all, what is a promise if it isn't kept?

See, the sisters promised the brother he would be buried in Italy. So after he died they transported the body back. Unfortunately, they elected to do so ELEVEN YEARS after he died...and elected to pack him, apparently, in their carry-on luggage...hard to believe they could not slip THAT past airport security.