Darth Weasel Snarky's A Series of Unfortunate Headlines

From time to time I, of course, feel compelled to make sharp-witted mocking commentary on thoughtless writing. For example, how much thought was put into the headline, "Former call girl opens up about the industry"?


Call girl opens up...well done, good thinking. And this is just a guess here, but I am guessing she not only opens up about the industry, I suspect she opened up IN the industry too...