Darth Snarky's A Series of Unfortunate Headlines II

Comcast elected to use some "clever" double entendre linking the town Athol to the back portion of someone's anatomy. So in an article explaining how the town politicos objected to the town being compared to someones bunghole, some genius thought this line was appropriate: "A cable sports network says it no longer will make Athol the butt of its jokes."

And on the off chance you think that was an accident...the headline talked about the town being anal. Yes, the word anal is in a major headline. Sniff. This country has come so far. Makes me so proud.