A tough decision at market

I have been trying to eat breakfast each morning to minimize my appetite over the course of the day and also because I usually wake up hungry. Strange that after not eating for 13 or 14 hours I would want food...
Well, another consideration is health. On the one hand, you really do need to eat, to break your fast as it were, hence the name of the meal...breakfast. On the other, you don't want to consume a days worth of calories before the day is fair started. You do, however, want to make sure you get those key vitamins and minerals into you. So when you have to choose your breakfast food between bananas and pop tarts, the choice is obvious.

That is why I got the pop tarts.

I wasn't going to but their labeling sucked me in. Right there on the front. "Good Source of 7 Vitamins and Minerals". Let's check the label on the banana. "Dole".

And they are right...bananas are dull. They can't even cut hot butter. They don't sing, dance, or have flavors like Cookies & Cream. But pop-less tarts...oh, they are EXCITING. They have frosting and vitamins and frosting and minerals and frosting and filling and frosting.

So go ahead. Try and convince me that bananas are healthier than pop-less tarts. Oh, sure, you could go look up the mere 9 vitamins in bananas and argue 9 is more than 7 or you could check out the calorie count of 120 per banana and 200 per Cookies and Cream Pop Tarts...but would anybody believe you?

All hail the breakfast food of wise guys, Pop Tarts.