Reading this one is a gas

Secretary George Shepherd, 75, said: "We've had so many complaints over Maurice deliberately lifting himself up off the seat and letting fly.

The last episode was when three ladies turned up for a darts match."As they passed by he fired off."

Mr Fox said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now."

They sound like quotes about some teenage boys having fart contests. Well, close...except they aren't teenagers and the flatulent fatherly farter is 77 years old...

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Did you see that he is a retired bus driver? Can you imagine the poor SOBs stuck on the bus with him during his career?