If you really want sex, here are some good ways to do it

5) Pay a prostitute

4) Look up an old flame

3) Play the pity card

2) Blow-up dolls

But far and away the best way to get sex is clear:

1) Break into prison to have sex with your incarcerated husband
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Riot Kitty said...

That is SO British that they sent him to a higher-security prison...rather than be alarmed that someone was so easily able to break in and get back out!

4:52 PM

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