Secretary George Shepherd, 75, said: "We've had so many complaints over Maurice deliberately lifting himself up off the seat and letting fly.
The last episode was when three ladies turned up for a darts match."As they passed by he fired off."
Mr Fox said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now."
They sound like quotes about some teenage boys having fart contests. Well, close...except they aren't teenagers and the flatulent fatherly farter is 77 years old...
4 years ago
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Did you see that he is a retired bus driver? Can you imagine the poor SOBs stuck on the bus with him during his career?
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