It's time for truly tasteless jokes

We were walking downtown the other day and started thinking about stuff we used to do as a child. Like, you know, the phrase, "Step on a crack, break your mothers' back, step on a line, break your mothers' spine." So I decided to see if it would work. I was jumping on every crack and line. Tonight I am going to check the condition of her back and spine. It will be easy. We are holding a seance...