How to prove your innocence in court

Judge: "How does your client plead?"
Defense Attorney: "Not guilty."
Judge: "Mr. Prosecutor, you may begin your case."
Prosecutor: "Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defendant is accused of going to a girls soccer game and streaking."
Judge: "Streaking?"
Prosecutor: "Yes, your honor. He removed his clothes and ran onto the field."
Judge: "Just on the field? Not around it or back off?"
Prosecutor: "No sir, just on the field. Once he was on it, he ceased running and executed a variety of body-builder poses."
Judge: "In the middle of a girls' soccer game?"
Prosecutor: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: "Defense?"
Defense Attorney: "He thinks it is art, your honor."
Judge: "We will retire to consider our decision."


Defense attorney: "Uh...what are you doing?"
Defendant: "Taking off my shirt."
Attorney: "Why?"
Defendant: "Because I always take off my shirt before I take off my pants."
Attorney: "Why are you taking off your pants?"
Defendant: "How else can I take off my underwear?"
Attorney: "You do realize this isn't helping the defense case, right?"
Defendant: "I am willing to suffer for my art."

So why do the rest of us have to? Who, on trial for doing nude muscle poses in the middle of a girl's soccer game, thinks it is a good idea to strip in the court room?