Have you done your Christmas shopping yet?

Do you have that person on your list who is hard to please? You want to do something special for them but can't afford to give them a cruise. But you know you will find something perfect...something unique that shows you really thought about them.

Well...why not give them salmonella or the black death? What, you did not know you could? Well now you can. Yes, if you have ever wanted to give syphilis, gonorrhea, the black death, or the Ebola virus but could not figure out how, the Giant Microbe Company has come to your rescue.

You can tell they are a great company because they thought these things would be a good idea to give to kids. Wow, thanks a lot, Giant Microbe! You guys are the viruses of the toy world.

1 comment:

Riot Kitty said...

Well, screw the ornaments - I just found your Christmas present :)